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Tis the season. Dec. 26th, 2006 @ 04:03 pm

Tis the season....for brutally ripping apart christmas carols and re-writing them to fit your your twisted thoughts, and hidden agendas! With that in mind, a song inspired by MySpace (long story) written mainly by </a></font></b></a>kindigo and essentially pasted to a word doc by me, is the remake of 

The dot is;: Home
The We feels;: calmcalm
I'm capping to;: Last song- Elton John

School and Zombies are one in the same. Aug. 31st, 2006 @ 03:03 pm
Greetings, DotM personnel as freedom comes to an end for us, I would like to put up some 'notices'.

1. Meeting spot will please be kept in same spot as last year, nei? That means the corner by the display case for wood stuff. I checked everyone's locker assignments, and it's a happy in between. 

2. If everyone would be so kind as to use the same lunch table as last year...that'd be great. Unless WE want to follow the Table with the Black Hole. Either one is fine.

3. DotM regulations are to be kept in use at all times. I don't want to have to file paper work on your ass because of 'suspicious behavior.'

Having read the Zombie Survival Guide,  My muses and I have decided that a 'game plan' would be handy, just in case.

1. At the first signs of a Zombie Attack, pack a small bag of personal items. Place by door. Any weapons that are good for either removing the head or destroying the brain, place also by the door,.

Turn off any lights that you can without impairing yourself, turn off all electrical items (t.v.s, phones, etc) Remain as silent as possible. Do not draw attention to yourself. 

Pick an easy to carry weapon that stays with you AT ALL TIMES.  DO NOT WALK AWAY FROM WEAPON. Suggested weapons that inflict most damage are Katanas, Guns, and anything that can give you a distance advantage.

If there are two or more people, place a sentry where the weakest spots are. (Large sliding glass doors, screen doors, etc.) The rest pack as many non-perishable food items as possible, along with any bottled waters or juices. Pops and alcohol are to be left behind, as the just make you more thirsty.
If there is time, pack as many perishables as well. Keep in mind, that the food will most likely have to be eaten without heat. Ignore ramen or things that involve cooking, unless you enjoy cold soup/ravioli.

Check the path from your house to a vehicle. Is it unlocked? Can you easily run from house to car without fumbling? Get in the car. Attempt only one or two trips.

The reason for the car? Because the home base is Jesse Warner's house. That is the house across from mine.  Before you flinch and question my sanity, take into consideration these aspects.

1. His house is built like a fortress. Destroying the porch around the house will make it an island.

2. The house is stocked like Armageddon is tomorrow.

3. The house can start WW3. It has shotguns, (Winchester.), Rifles, swords, etc.

4. There is garden in case of extended siege.

5. It can house up to 14 people comfortable in evacuated to 2nd story.

6. Roof provides a 3/4 of a mile unobstructed view.
If everyone were to bring at least on of their own weapons, and two sacks of food, we could last easily for 2 years.

And remember, it's not Paranoia if they're really out to get you.
The dot is;: my room
The We feels;: nervousnervous
I'm capping to;: stupid fish tank behind me

Muffins..and flames. Aug. 15th, 2006 @ 04:42 pm
Has anyone noticed how weird the names of muffins are getting?

Chocolate? seriously. Are you going to eat it? And no, everyone does NOT like chocolate.

Katana?  Are you going to kill someone with your phone? It sounds like a joke.

Along with Disney muffins. Jeez.

In personal news, my senior pictures are now out of the way. cheering masses flock to the parade in the street.

My mother went all 80's on me and used an ENTIRE FUCKING can of Hairspray. *coughs and dies from fumes* O.O

I've washed my hair 5 times to no avail...
I'm still on Smokey's list as 'highly flammable.'

The We feels;: annoyedannoyed
I'm capping to;: 1-800-Suicide -Zeromancer

Aug. 13th, 2006 @ 10:18 am


At Korin's party we made a few discoveries.

1. Hot Shrimp Tom Yum Suprise Ramen is as hot and spicy as the center ring of hell.

2. We are the Graek squad. It's pronouced Greek. (For those who still don't know what I'm talking about, It's Geeks crossed with Freaks.)

3. Many new keyboard faces were made. They are in effect as of now.

b_d  (<- Harry Potter/Ink face.)

\_\   (<- The Slash face. For, y'know...slash.)

M_M  (<- The 'I'm covering my eyes with my hands' face.)

6_6  (<- The 'I'm rolling my eyes' face.)

=_=  (<- Squinty eyes face.)

The dot is;: The computer!
The We feels;: contemplativecontemplative
I'm capping to;: VNV Nation!
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Aug. 8th, 2006 @ 09:08 pm
"Cap that Ass"

Hmnn, has a ring to it.

Oh! Announcement!

I am going to name "Lucky" "Sir Leon"

I swear I didn't pick that name from Resident Evil, Silent Hill or whatever it came from. I know one of those Random Hot guys were named Leon.

April, Anya, I miss you both!
The We feels;: coldBurrr.
I'm capping to;: None. I hurt.

Aug. 8th, 2006 @ 02:06 am
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don’t you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest

"They say Furies are so cunning and stealthy, their victims die without uttering a sound. All I can do is hold tight to Little Face and hope that Lanaya knows what she's doing.

'Greetings,' she says quietly, as the Furies move silently around her."

The Last Book In The Universe; Rodman Philbrick.

...That was weird. I've never even read that book. But you said grab the nearest book.
The We feels;: boredbored
I'm capping to;: Saiyuki. Still.

Harbor Days spawns weirdness. Aug. 7th, 2006 @ 08:43 pm
As usual for the WE, but nevertheless.

We now have some new key phrases that may want to be taken into consideration.

1. That thing Matt and April do? The techno-y sounds? That is now called 'Cap'. You can be 'caping' you can have 'capped' and you can be called a 'cap-er.' Or, as Matt likes to now say; 'Cap that ass.'
.....moving on.

2. During the fireworks (for those who were not present *cough*Thalo,Ink*cough* There was a distinct voice which loudly announced after the first display 'Yes, that's MY foot!'. This is now a required phrase for fireworks.

3. It is well advised for those who insist on ear fucking (specifically with the potent middle finger) that you use a condom. Condoms recognized by the WE are; gum wrappers. (Wax is preferred, but paper and aluminum can be used in emergency situations.)

4. If something is cool, it is 'Steak-sauce.' Steak-sauce translates to 'A1' or awsome, cool, noteworthy. This is usually accompanied my number five.

5. Freeze frame high five. One shouts, 'freeze frame' and the shoutee and selected person do a high five, and freeze for any photo ops. (DotM members are well advised to make said high five into a photo ops. witnessing members are advised to have phone cameras ready.)

6. April, don't take any drug tests for another 48 hours.

7. Please leave me alone, Mom.
The dot is;: inside my head!
The We feels;: contemplativecontemplative
I'm capping to;: Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen

Oh God, we're growing! May. 28th, 2006 @ 05:51 pm
Hey. We're expanding. Cool. It's got awesome little buttons that you can feel free to experiment with, and um...yep. That's about all right now. Just GET YOUR ASSES OVER HERE!

The dot is;: my computer, duh.
The We feels;: complacentcomplacent
I'm capping to;: itunes is shuffling at the moment.
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